Roger Ebert

...If there's one thing I've learned in this life, it's that you never say no to an old gypsy woman with a blind eye and leprous fingernails.

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★ 4,9 ♥ 73

There is a scene in this film where a character is defecated on by several people at the same time, and I dunno … I didn't enjoy it.

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★ 4,8 ♥ 42

Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.

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★ 4,9 ♥ 244

The movie is being revived around the country for midnight cult showings. Midnight is not late enough.

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★ 4,5 ♥ 88

If you plan to miss this movie, better miss it quickly; I doubt if it'll be around to miss for long.

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★ 4,8 ♥ 36

It's the worst kind of bad film: the kind that gets you all worked up and then lets you down, instead of just being lousy from the first shot.

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★ 4,8 ♥ 133

Last year, I reviewed a nine-hour documentary about the lives of Mongolian yak herdsmen, and I would rather see it again than sit through The Frighteners.

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★ 4,6 ♥ 254

I've been reviewing movies for a long time, and I can't think of one that more dramatically shoots itself in the foot.

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★ 4,9 ♥ 191

The director, whose name is Pitof, was probably issued with two names at birth and would be wise to use the other one on his next project.

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★ 4,9 ♥ 265

I know aliens from other worlds are required to arrive in New Mexico, but why stay there?

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★ 4,7 ♥ 100

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

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★ 4,5 ♥ 170

Troy is based on the epic poem The Iliad by Homer, according to the credits. Homer's estate should sue.

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★ 4,7 ♥ 259

Call me hardhearted, call me cynical, but please don't call me if they make Home Alone 3.

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★ 4,6 ♥ 196

You want loud, dumb, skillful, escapist entertainment? Twister works. You want to think? Think twice about seeing it.

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★ 4,5 ♥ 151

Now that we know Quentin Tarantino can make a movie like Reservoir Dogs, it's time for him to move on and make a better one.

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★ 4,7 ♥ 94

It's the kind of movie home video was invented for: Not worth the trip to the theater, but slam it into the VCR and you get your rental's worth.

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★ 4,6 ♥ 162

No movie has ever been able to provide a catharsis for the Holocaust, and I suspect none will ever be able to provide one for 9/11.

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★ 4,6 ♥ 136

It's the kind of movie where you ask people how they liked it, and they say, "Well, it was well made," and then they wince.

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★ 4,6 ♥ 67

It's strange: We leave the movie having enjoyed its conclusion so much that we almost forgot our earlier reservations. But they were there, and they were real.

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★ 4,8 ♥ 171

One hopeful sign that the filmmakers can learn and grow is that the sequel does not contain a single pie, if you know what I mean.

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★ 4,7 ♥ 224

This movie was made by professionals. Do not attempt any of this behavior yourself.

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★ 4,7 ♥ 250

Rarely has a movie this expensive provided so many quotable lines.

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★ 4,6 ♥ 64

The R rating refers to Logue's use of vulgarity. It is utterly inexplicable. This is an excellent film for teenagers.

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★ 4,8 ♥ 78

Why did they give an R rating to a movie perfect for teenagers?

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★ 4,7 ♥ 121

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